"Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit" is a playground saying and children's song about the capacity for beans to contribute to flatulence. The song is also variously Missing: palm tree. A note. Do we really need this article? Surely it should be merged into beans or something? violet/riga (t) , 30 January (UTC). I simply made the Missing: palm tree. The crazy bean lady (You've heard of Mr. Bean, but this is Mrs. Bean! Beans Beans, the magical fruit, the Missing: palm tree.