I hate fruit flies. Not so much because of the actual insect but more because an infestation feels like a hygienic failure of the worst kind. I take it. How do you rid your kitchen of pesky fruit flies? A scientist who researches them explains. fruit flies. (32 Posts). Add message | Report. PizPizPiz Tue Oct They're disguting and have invaded our kitchen!! HELP! how do I get rid of them.